Questionair about couples aptitude!

Questionair about couples aptitude! (contains 100 questions!^^)  For

Sonic and Shadow will be the first couple presented to you~

1. What's your name?

Sonic: Sonic the Hedgehog~!
Shadow: Shadow the hedghog.

2. What's your age?

Sonic: I was just 16 years old when I joined in Archie, but now I'm still growing~
Shadow: 18-year-old forever.

3.What's your sex?

Sonic: Male!
Shadow: male.

4. Describe your characteristics.

Sonic: Cheerful! Sunshine! Lively! Warm! Helpfulness!
Shadow: Pride, indifference, occasional melancholy.

5. Describe your partner's characteristics.

Sonic: You mean this proud pussy? He is a tsundere! A narcissistic! And always whispering to a Maria-Doll secretly!
Shadow: An opinionated naughty hedgehog, difficult to control. You'll never know where he will appear in the next second.

6. When and where did you first meet each other?

Sonic: He stole a Chaos Emerald and forced me to take the responsibilities. He raised up from a giant robort that I defeated, with a humiliating smile...
Shadow: Yeah yeah. But I didn't really mean to humiliate you, I just want to hide my tsundere inside... (Finally admitted)

7. How was the first impression of your partner?

Sonic: Fast (Latterly I find he used teleport).
Shadow: Fast (Still, he is too weak compared to me).

8. Why do you like your partner?

Sonic: He is decisive and persistent. He fights for himself, and never bow to evil.
Shadow: He is full of courage, optimism, and wears a silly smile.

9. Anything that you hate about your partner?

Sonic (shout): My Faker is too cold! He wears a long face all the day, as if the whole world has owned his money!
Shadow (palm face): Yes it has! Why, I become the whole world's enemy in the future! Of course the world has owned me!
Sonic: So you still care about this...
Shadow (clear throat): And I hate Sonic joking around at inappropriate times!
Sonic (fussy): No I didn't!
Shadow: Last time you showed off my chest fur to Cream and said it felt good. Which doesn't matter. But why do you discuss with Amy about my sleep patterns the day before???

10. Do you think you match perfectly with your partner?

Sonic: Overally okay.
Shadow: Barely.

11. How do you call each other?

Shadow: "Sonic" or "Blue Blur".
Sonic: More to go! "Shadow", "Shadz", "Silly hedgie", "Faker", "Blackie blackie"...
Shadow: Stop already!!!

12. How do you want to be called by your partner?

Sonic: "Sonic" or "Blue boy" are both okay. I don't care~
Shadow: "Shadow the hedgehog" (how boring).

13. Which animal can best describe your partner?

Shadow: Hedgehog (speechless).
Sonic (lower voice): He must be a pussy...

14. What gifts will you choose to give your partner?

Shadow: Roses.
Sonic (pout): But I like chilidogs...
Shadow: Just accept whatever I give you! Jesus, you are talktive.
Sonic: Then I'll give you rings only. Go and buy whatever you like.

15. What gifts do you want?

Sonic: Of course chilidogs~ (double chili plz^^)
Shadow (serious): A kiss (You won't buy this in shops, even with golden rings).

16. Do you sometimes feel unsatisfied with your partners? Why?

Sonic: Yes! He always acts indifferently on me. I think he tried to drive me out of his house!
Shadow: Don't fight back. It is you who disturbed my work in the first place.
Sonic (grin): Or maybe you were playing hard on me so you can catch my heart~
Shadow: No I wasn't! (cross on head)

17. What's your shortcoming?

Sonic: Impatience.You can see this in Sonic Lost World, where my quick temper has badly victimized Tails...
Shadow: Coldness. Inhumanity.

18. What's your partner's shortcoming?

Sonic: Shadow always rushes to fight me when he's angry! Even without explaining the reason.
Shadow: Putting his feet on the table when eating.

19. What are the other things (including the problems) that will make you unhappy?

Sonic: Working overtime. Not companing with me.
Shadow: He can't stop moving around when we cuddle.

20. Things you did (including the problems) that make your partner unhappy?

Sonic: Every time when Shadow tries to create a romantic atsmosphere, I ruin it with my jokes...
Shadow: Ask me to cook and wash dishes.

21. How far did you go with your relationship?

Sonic (excited): holding our hands~ and kissing~ Wow, and also we're...Mmm!(mouth covered by Shadow)
Shadow (embarrassing): let's just end here.

22. Where was your first date?

Shadow: Rouge Club.
Sonic (poke Shadow's face): You must have planned it well with Rouge.

23. How was the atmosphere on your first date?

Shadow: Very ambiguous.
Sonic: Very relaxing.

24. How far did you go on your first date?

Shadow: Well.. I was planning to offer him a few drinks, then getting a room, having one-night-stand with him...
Sonic: But I pushed him away. Just let him kissed on my face.

25. Where did you usually go for dating?

Shadow: Sonic's home.
Sonic: You did that for free dinner, right?

26. What preparations will you do for each other's birthday?

Shadow: Candles, flowers, music.
Sonic: party, cake and champagne!

27. Who confessed first?

Sonic: Actually, I can't remember... Probably there's one day Shadow coming in front of me, dryly telling me that he loves me...
Shadow: And you kept asking me if this was another trick of Dr.Eggman!!!

28. How much do you love each other?

Sonic: I want to wrap him around my body~ Always stay with him~
Shadow: I fall into a reverie every time I see him.

29. So, do you love each other?

Sonic: Yes, yes!!!
Shadow (indifferently): I love him. Until the world ends. (Shadow! plz don't wear such an expressionless face when saying these gentle words!)

30. What the other say makes you feel helpless?

Sonic: 'Get away from me.'
Shadow:'Who lose the racing, will wash the dishes tonight.'

31. If you suspect that your partner has changed his heart, what would you do?

Shadow: Follow him. (I've got an agent potential)
Sonic: Ask the Team Chaotix to help me to track him down. (Although you cannot trust that three 'idiots' sometimes)

32. Can you forgive the other if he changed his heart?

Sonic: Yes. (very generous)
Shadow: No. (I've already lost Maria, how dare you hurt my feelings one more time?!)

33. If the other is late for your appointment more than 1 hour, what would you do?

Shadow: Find Eggman. See if he kidnapped Sonic.
Sonic: Straight home. This has happened many times...

34. Which part of the other's body do you like most?

Shadow: Lips. It's so watery and lovely that I can't resist to bite.
Sonic: Hairy ears~ And chest fur~

35. What's the other's sexy expression?

Shadow: When he closes his eyes, or when he smiles.
Sonic: His panic expression when I pulled his tail!
Shadow:......

36. Anything you two did together that can make you heartbeat?

Shadow: A sudden kiss.
Sonic: Kilometers racing!

37. Have you ever lied to each other? Are you good at lying?

Sonic: No. I've always been honest, and never lie~
Shadow: If he dared to lie to me... he would be finished!

38. What's the happiest thing you do?

Sonic: See Shadow serve the dinner in a maid outfit when I come home at night~
Shadow: I've never done that kind of thing!
Sonic: Which means you never made me feel happy...
Shadow: The best thing was carefully asking Sonic if he wanted to go to bed with me, and... he said yes!
Sonic: But in the end he was always kicked out of bed.

39. Did you quarrel?

Sonic: Yes.
Shadow: You started every time.

40. What sort of quarrel is it?

Sonic: He's always busy with his own things, always work overtime, and doesn't go home for the whole night...
Shadow: He's running everywhere around. I can't find him sometimes.

41. Then how do you make it up?

Sonic: Each time Shadow will obediently apologize to me "I was wrong, Sonic, and this will never happen again..."
Shadow: Because you will force me to sleep on the floor if I don't do this!

42. Do you still want to be lovers in reincarnation?

Sonic: Of course if there's one.
Shadow: You can share a relationship with a GIRL afterlife. So that she can taste how terrible to have a lover like you.

43. When do you feel you're being loved?

Sonic: When he protects me during a fight~
Shadow: That's because I can't stand your stupid tactics anymore!
Sonic: How about you? Don't you feel you're being loved by me all the time...?
Shadow: ...Yes, and this feeling peaks every night in climax.

44. What makes you think that the other one doesn't love you anymore?

Sonic: Stop taunting me.
Shadow: Refuse to go to bed with me. (So straightforward...)

45. How will you show your love?

Sonic: Confession! It's always right to speak out!
Shadow: Drag him onto bed. (...)

46. Which flower matches your partner better?

Shadow: wild chrysanthemum.
Sonic: ...I don't think there's a kind flower which is so glamorous and elegant and resist people a thousand miles away at the same time. (Kicked by Shadow)

47. Are there any secrets that you hiding from your partner?

Sonic: ...there are cartoon patterns on my socks.
Shadow (whisper): I could only swim in doggy paddle.

48. Do you have any preferences in making love?

Shadow (blush): Well...
Sonic: Come on, don't be shy~ Actually I think Shadow prefers virgin! He kept asking me about this from the beginning of our relationship!
Shadow: Well, I think Sonic may have S&M tendencies.
Sonic: What?! But I do not even...
Shadow: Then why do you bite me every night?!

49. Have you disclosed your relationship or not?

Sonic: It's already known by my friends~
Shadow: But still remains confidential to my colleages.

50. Do you believe this relationship could last forever?

Shadow: I don't know.
Sonic: I know it will, and this is what most people are unble to accomplish. I just feel sorry if my poor partner is still there after I die someday. In this case I would prefer this relationship cannot last.

(To be continued)

Original version:

夫妻性向一百问


1 请问名字是？

索：Sonic the Hedgehog~！
黑：Shadow the Hedgehog。

2 年龄是

索：刚加入Archie那会儿是16岁，不过现在还在长喔~
黑：永远的18岁。

3 性别是

索：男！
黑：雄性。

4 请问你的性格是怎样的？
 
索：开朗！阳光！活泼！热情！乐于助人！
黑：骄傲，冷淡，偶尔的忧郁。

5 对方的性格呢？

索：你说傻兜？他就是个傲娇！自恋狂！背着我跟Maria的布娃娃说悄悄话！
黑：自以为是，难以控制的顽皮鬼。你永远不知道下一秒他会出现在什么地方……


6 两个人是什么时候相遇的？在哪里？

索：他偷走卡欧斯宝石我被迫冒名顶罪的时候。他从被我打垮的巨大机器里走出来，一脸嘲讽的表情……
黑：没错。但我不是真的要嘲讽你，我只是在用嘲讽的笑脸掩饰内心的傲娇……（终于承认了）


7 对对方的第一印象是？  

索：速度很快。（后来发现不是速度快而是可以瞬移）
黑：速度很快。（但和我相比还是弱爆了）


8 喜欢对方的哪一点呢？

索：果断，执著，为自己而战，不向邪恶低头。
黑：勇敢，乐观，一脸欠扁的笑容。


9 讨厌对方的哪一点呢？

索（大喊）：傻兜他太冷淡了！成天板着个脸，好像全世界都欠他钱！
黑（满脸黑线）：本来就是！在未来我被全人类同仇敌忾给封印了，难道不是全世界都欠了我的？
索：原来你还在意这个……
黑（清嗓子）：我最讨厌索索在不合时宜的时候开不合时宜的玩笑。
索（摇晃黑黑）：我哪有啊！
黑（大怒）：上次你向Cream炫耀我胸前的毛毛手感很好也就算了，前天你居然当着Amy的面讨论我的睡相！


10 觉得自己与对方相性好吗？

索：还好。
黑：勉强。


11怎么称呼对方

黑：Sonic或索索。
索：多了去了~夏特，影，傻兜，傻嘟，黑黑，傻黑，沙豆，豆包……
黑：滚！！！


12希望被对方怎样称呼呢？

索：索索或索都可以啦，我无所谓~
黑：Shadow the Hedgehog。（好无爱）


13 如果以动物来做比喻，觉得对方是？

黑：刺猬。（汗）
索（摸摸下巴）：他应该是猫系生物……


14 如果要送礼物给对方，会选择？

黑：玫瑰花。
索（嘟起嘴）：可我最喜欢热狗……
黑：送你的礼物收下就行！哪这么多嘴……
索：那我送你金环好了，你想要什么自己去买！


15 自己想要什么礼物呢？

索：热狗无误！（双倍辣味哦）
黑（认真）：一个吻。（这可是金环买不来的）


16 对对方有哪里不满吗？一般是怎样的事情？

索：有！每次见他他都对我不冷不热的，恨不能把我赶出去！
黑：是你先打扰了我工作休息！你还有理了！
索（思考）：但也不排除傻兜是在对我欲擒故纵~
黑：人家没有！（头上冒出一个十字）


17 你的毛病是？

索：急性子。在《Sonic Lost World》里也看到了，我因为急脾气三番五次害苦了Tails……
黑：冷酷，不近人情。


18 对方的毛病是？

索：生气的时候也不解释原因，冲上来就和我打架！
黑：吃饭的时候把脚放到桌子上。


19 对方做的什么事情（包括毛病）会让您不快？

索：工作加班，不陪我。
黑：抱住索索的时候他总是动来动去不老实……


20 做的什么事（包括毛病）会让对方不快？

索：每次傻兜试图营造浪漫的氛围时都被我一个玩笑给毁了……
黑：让我做饭洗碗。


21 两人的关系到了哪种程度？

索（兴奋）：牵牵手亲亲嘴~再有就是……唔！（被黑黑捂嘴）
黑（满脸黑线）：这个问题到此为止。  


22 两人初次约会是在哪里？

黑：Rouge Club。
索（戳黑黑的脸）：我看是你和Rouge提前安排好的吧！  


23 那时两人之间的气氛怎么样？

黑：很暧昧。
索：很轻松。


24 那时进展到何种地步？

黑：本来给他灌了几杯酒后要带他开房的……
索：被我推开了，只是让他亲了亲脸。  


25 经常去的约会地点是？

黑：索索家里。
索：你那根本是来蹭饭的好吧！


26会为对方的生日做什么样的准备？

黑：蜡烛，鲜花，音乐。
索：派对，蛋糕，香槟！


27 是由哪一方告白的？

索：其实我也记不清了……大概是有一天傻兜很生涩地来到我面前，告诉我他喜欢我……
黑：而你居然一个劲儿地质问我是不是Eggman的阴谋！


28 有多喜欢对方？

索：想把他缠在身上，天天在一起~
黑（漠然）：看到他就会浮想联翩……


29 那么，爱对方吗？

索：很爱很爱！
黑（漠然）：爱到地老天荒。（求你不要用如此面瘫的表情说出如此温柔的话语）


30 对方说什么会让你觉得很没辙？

索：‘我不理你了’。
黑：‘谁跑得慢今晚谁洗碗’。


31 如果觉得对方有变心的嫌疑，会怎么做？

黑：跟踪他。（特工潜质）
索：让侦探三人组帮我跟踪他。（虽然那三个活宝多半信不过）


32 能原谅对方的变心吗？

索：能。（很大方）
黑：不能。（我已经受过一次情感伤害了你还忍心让我再受一次？！）


33 如果约会时对方迟到1小时以上，会怎么办？

黑：去找Eggman，看是不是他把索索抓走了。
索：直接回家。这种情况已经发生过很多次了……  


34最喜欢对方身体的哪一部分？

黑：小嘴。软嘟嘟水汪汪的，让人忍不住一口吃掉。
索：耳朵~还有胸前的毛毛~


35 对方性感的表情是？

黑：闭上眼睛，或者微笑的时候。
索：拽他尾巴时露出的惊慌表情！
黑：……


36 两人在一起时最让你觉得心跳加速的事情是？

黑：突然被吻。
索：千米竞速！


37曾向对方撒谎吗？善于说谎话吗？

索：没有。我一向很坦诚，从来不会说谎~
黑：他敢对我撒谎……他就完了！


38 做什么事的时候觉得最幸福？

索：晚上回家看到黑黑穿着女仆装把晚餐端上来~
黑：我从没干过那种事！
索：所以你从没让我幸福过……
黑：最幸福的事是小心翼翼地问索索可不可以上床，让后……他答应了！
索：但最后经常以他被我一脚踹下床而告终。


39 曾经吵过架吗？

索：吵过。
黑：而且每次都是你开始的。


40 都是些什么样的争吵呢？

索：他总是忙自己的事，经常加晚班，彻夜不归。
黑：他到处乱跑，经常找不到他。


41 之后如何和好呢？

索：每次傻兜都会乖乖道歉“索索我错了以后再也不这样了”……
黑：不这么道歉你就得逼我睡地板！


42 转世后还希望做恋人吗？

索：有转世的话当然没问题~
黑：来世你可以和别的女孩子做恋人啊，让她们也尝尝被你祸害的滋味。（不给面子）


43 什么时候会让你觉得自己被爱着哪？

索：战斗的时候主动保护我~
黑：那是因为我实在看不下去你弱爆的战术了……
索：那你呢？是不是觉得无时无刻不被我爱着~
黑：而且这种爱在每晚的私密时刻达到顶峰……


44 什么时候会让你觉得也许他已经不爱我了……

索：停止对我的冷嘲热讽。
黑：拒绝跟我上床。（好直白……）  


45你的爱情表现方法是？

索：表白！有心里话就大胆说出来！
黑：拖到床上去。（禽兽vs.禽兽不如……）


46 你觉得与对方相配的花是？

黑：姿态张扬喜爱阳光的野、菊、花！（这个囧）
索：……我还没有想到像傻兜这样冷艳高贵拒人千里的花。（被傻兜揍）


47 两人之间有互相隐瞒的事吗？

索（悄悄话）：袜子上有卡通图案。
黑（小声）：只会狗刨式游泳。
 

48 你的情结是？

黑（脸红）：这个……
索：别害羞嘛！其实我觉得傻兜有处X情结，因为刚开始恋爱时他就不停地问我……
黑：咳咳，我觉得索索可能有S&M倾向。
索：什么？！可我根本就没……
黑：那你每天晚上对我又亲又啃是什么意思！


49 两人的关系是公认还是极密呢？

索：已经公开给我的朋友们了~
黑：对同事还是保密的。  


50 你觉得与对方的爱是否能持续到永远呢？

黑：不知道。
索（一脸认真）：他爱我真的爱到了永远，这是一般人没法做到的事……不过想到自己不在了以后这只蠢萌二货还在傻傻地等我，觉得他还是挺可怜的~所以其实不希望这份爱能持续到永远。